spudsexuall:

timelordis-sapiens:

She didn’t mean James Potter.

She meant Severus Snape.

(first quote: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Chapter Two: A Peck of Owls; second quote: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Chapter Thirty-Three: The Prince’s Tale)

OMFG

(Source: vriskaskismesis, via johnnydeppstolemyrecipes)

quoting-shakespeare-to-ducks:

lokilover1578:

dirtybritishactorconfessions:

2709


Tom Hiddleston in a three piece suit, doing a sassy, bitchy walk up a cat walk to a stripper pole. And he starts stripping and dancing to London Bridge. Because if Tom was a stripper that would totally be his opening act



Well fuck.

I think Tom should seriously learn to pole-dance while’s he’s still young and flexible enough to do it. Because damn.  
I have a head full of sexy stuff Tom should do for charity.   A pole-dance-off between Tom, McAvoy, Fassy, and Anthony Mackie.   Hell, get all the Marvel dudes in there. 

quoting-shakespeare-to-ducks:

lokilover1578:

dirtybritishactorconfessions:

2709

Tom Hiddleston in a three piece suit, doing a sassy, bitchy walk up a cat walk to a stripper pole. And he starts stripping and dancing to London Bridge. Because if Tom was a stripper that would totally be his opening act
Well fuck.

I think Tom should seriously learn to pole-dance while’s he’s still young and flexible enough to do it. Because damn.  

I have a head full of sexy stuff Tom should do for charity.   A pole-dance-off between Tom, McAvoy, Fassy, and Anthony Mackie.   Hell, get all the Marvel dudes in there. 

(Source: tetraghost, via sniffing)

Look at the sky. It’s not dark and black and without character. The black is in fact deep blue. And over there, lighter blue. And blowing through the blueness and the blackness, the wind swirling through the air and then, shining, burning, bursting through… the stars! Can you see how they roar their light? Everywhere we look, the complex magic of nature blazes before our eyes. 

(Source: arthurpendragonns, via claraoswin)

amoying:

Emma Watson is someone who Hermione would look up to

(via claraoswin)

asheathes:

I can’t stop singing praises to Emma Watson even if I tried like in one single speech she not only advocated for women to be treated equally as men but also touched on the fact that men are also victims of gender inequality while also acknowledging the fact that she is already incredibly privileged

All of the haters can just sit the fuck down because she just killed the game of life

(via guy)

dr who series 1 episode guide

  • episode 1: plastic mickey goes to town
  • episode 2: loose piece of skin causes turmoil while the earTH IS INCINERATED
  • episode 3: shit goes down in cardiff (and you know it will again)
  • episode 4/5: farting aliens try to take over the government and they would have gotten away with it if it hadnt been for you meddling kids and your vinegar
  • episode 6: an angry robot sticks a plunger into the internet and learns the meaning of love
  • episode 7: simon pegg is loose and dangerous
  • episode 8: langoliers level 2
  • episode 9/10: stevie moffat straps a gas mask to an 8 year old. every other 8 year old in existence learns what fear means
  • episode 11: dr who takes a leftover fart alien on a date
  • episode 12/13: anne robinson's true form is revealed and rose explodes like twice at least

"I am weary of war. I want to rest, to laugh, to plant trees and see them grow. I am only a young girl." "No, you are the blood of the dragon. dragons plant no trees."

(Source: lebaratheon, via tiredestprincess)

celestialfolk:

older relative: so, do you have a boyfriend yet?

me: *vanishes mysteriously into the light of the morning sun, humming an ancient song only the most fragrant flowers can remember*

(via ball-of-wool)